One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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