Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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