Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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