I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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