Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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