I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
