So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Say something about gay babies.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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