How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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