I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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