is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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