My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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