rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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