hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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