At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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