Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize