I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
