I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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