do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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