I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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