But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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