How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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