Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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