I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
