i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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