where am i from again
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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