nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Buhtt sex?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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