thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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