He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
They took my balls.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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