I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
