i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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