no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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