i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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