So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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