Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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