They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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