Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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