8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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