the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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