How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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