we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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