I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I sprained my soul last night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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