am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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