I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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