Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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