just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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