Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I love you.
Bad choice
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