do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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