she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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