So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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