Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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