Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
