I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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