So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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