Cold hands, warm shart.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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