Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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