Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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